ltalians think buttocks bring good luck, and touch them before placing a bet. Ancient Greeks built a temple to them, while medieval Germans hung them out the door to repel Satan. Biologist Dermis Bramble says that our "huge" human butts are simply the means for us to run, and "keep you from pitching over on your pose each time a foot hits the ground." But to every pygophiliac, the clinical term for butt lovers, the female fundament is made to picase the eyes, hands, and parts south, as eloquently explained by Sir MixA-Lot: "My anaconda don't want none/ Unless you've got buns, hun." The male obsession with female buttocks dates to the dawn of Horno sapiens, if not to his Neanderthal predecessor. Italian filmmaker Tinto Brass calls it the most primitive expression of sexuality, and certainly rear-entry coitus, a natural for butt lovers, mimics the procreative.